1. Hi Jollibee. You know nobody can resist your new humongous burger steak meal with fries, right? You do know that's a sign you want us to be fat, fat, fat right? Your extra large fries wasn't enough to make us poor right? Don't be evil you guys. Please don't kill us. Please don't tempt us with this marketing drivel. Please stop making stuff you know we can't refuse.
Why can't you use your infinity years of experience to market Tofu, Veggies and Mongos the way Pungko-Pungko in Colon does with raw onions and vinegar? Raw onions and vinegar increase your immunity against illnesses. And no the cholera and Hepa BS isn't accurately true. You think you can't also get cholera and Hepa from Jollibee if a disgruntled employee intentionally dirts up the spoons with shit? Like, literal shit? All is equal in this commercial world.
2. Lower the P100 price please.
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