There are reasons why Island Souvenirs gets dibs at the marketing ploy "(insert name here) loves cebu". And one of them is that Cebu City is awesome. Never mind the kids caroling inside PUJs taunting you they're ostensibly innocuous kiddies but really possible kidnappers, robbers, spies, or Team Rocket's minions, or the kids down the curb urinating at lit candles or the PUJ transport system itself. Cebu is still worthy of all the love.
What Island Souvenirs missed is depriving a large market bracket of potential buyers that may not be the number one customers of the brand that basically panders to your passable sense of loyalty (which by the way may not be really what it appears as burnishing text like RACHAEL (<3 )LOVES CEBU, ANDREW LOVES CEBU, PETER LOVES CEBU or EUDYE LOVES CEBU on your shirt may just be making up for the fact that heck you barely even know the name of the street where the legendary Mandaue Lampposts is), but is there such thing as too much market reach?
So anyway here's some good names to use in the LOVE CEBU ploy that Island Souvenirs really have to take note of in the interest of commerce and fair free market share:
1. VAGINA HEARTS/(<3 )/LOVES CEBU
2. STREET CHILDREN LOVE CEBU
3. MANILA PEDOPHILES WHO STAY IN CEBU FOR 3-MONTH VACATION LOVE CEBU
4. WHATEVER YOUR EX BOYFRIEND DID IN CEBU THAT MADE YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM LOVE CEBU
5. HEART-TRANSPLANT PATIENTS IN CEBU WHO FAILED IN HEART-TRANSPLANT TRIAL TO GET THEIR HEARTS LOVE CEBU
6. PROSTITUTES LOVE CEBU
7. AMERICANS LIVING IN CEBU WITH GIRLS THEY MET ON THE INTERNET AND MARRIED ON THE SLY BECAUSE THEIR WIVES IN THE U.S. MIGHT FIND OUT LOVE CEBU
8. BUS DRIVERS LOVE CEBU
9.VIGILANTES WHO EKE OUT A LIVING IN THEIR FREELANCE GIGS LOVE CEBU
10.UNEMPLOYMENT LOVES CEBU
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