I have to write about the place now. Nobody wants to go David Foster Wallace and fear about not being able to come up with something. The demand from google to quickly update the blog and produce stuff their search machine android could suck money out of like some stupid dross leach is horrifying. So I'm going to write about Philippine beach.
Philippine beach, particular the ones you get to see in Cebu, are nothing special. Philippine beach are to travel resorts what Nokia are to mobile phones: nothing mediocre, but nothing too special either. Today a Philippine beach from Bohol is being featured on TV. Philippine beach shouldn't be featured on TV because it isn't fair. I want to be in a Philippine beach right now so bad, I'm feeling like a roast unicorn. There's nothing wrong about being a roast unicorn, if you're roasted in Philippine beach. Philippine beach are awesome to look at. Philippine beach are nothing unlike the ones you see in the movie The Beach. Leonardo di Caprio is awesome in Inception, which didn't feature any Philippine beach, which is quite too bad really.
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