PLAY THE VIDEO FOR THE BETTER VERSION OF THE SINULOG FIREWORKS DISPLAY 2013 BY PYROWORKS YESTERDAY AT SM CITY CEBU
Critique:
Portia: You should not use backround music for the fireworks display, unless it's Gangnam Style.
Shila Meyz: Make more exploding neon blue fireworks. And also, more of those sperm-shaped fireworks in tricolor. The different colors of sperm fireworks reminds me of mine. Ekatag sa ibabaw, ayaw nang mga baratohon nga naa ra sa ubos mubuto.
Me: Make the lights explode like a burning mall, so the smoke forms interesting fractal spiderweb shades.
Portia: Hala murag pag new year!
Me and Portia and Shila Meyz, simultaneously, murag ga speech choir: Pede Vice Ganda ang humor sa Announcer? Or just shut him up for chrissakes. No one's listening to the stupid ads anyway, If you're going to do ads, do it like how BISAYA SHORT FILMS does it. Make it awesome, genius, brilliant. Do not use Tito Sotto and Star Cinema writers and Social Climbers as your peg.
Ro Hannah: Kabaw mo unsaon pag sayaw sa Sinulog nga shoulders ra? In-ani ay (moving her shoulders in an effed-up way.)
Me: Beeeeh, unsa may iningles nga salida bahin sa kinabuhi sa ihi? Eh di, LIFE OF PI (pronounced PEE) Pee is slang for urine you know what I'm saying?
This awesomeness is brought to you by BISAYA SHORT FILMS who thinks those who own iPhones are either dumb enough to buy the marketing hype or smart enough to understand that frack it the world ends anyways.
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